Charisma over Coffee

Sherlyne did not like coffee. In fact, she strived to avoid it when possible: a profoundly difficult task, seeing as she was constantly surrounded by peers who fueled their homework sessions with bitter concoctions unlike any other. It even seemed to be a competition as to whose coffee was more acrid, like a fest of strength or a test of endurance.

In any case, Sherlyne wanted no part of it. Not even the coffeeshop romances she had read about in fanfiction. Not the Instagram-worthy lattes with fancy milk designs on them. Not the thrill of being called an absurdly incorrect name by the Starbucks barista who was clearly trained to appear incompetent at transcribing speech to text (much worse than modern technology could, even), despite clearly being an intelligent, sociable, warm person.

It was with this thought in mind that she entered the first class of the semester – “Dreams and the Psyche”. It was an experimental class, one that few had signed up for, and it was apparently being taken by a new lecturer. How fascinating and incredibly sad, she thought. Did the university have to fulfill some prerequisite number of courses taught that they had to make up ridiculous ones and put them in the hands of wannabe lecturers fresh out of college, who probably had no passion for the subject at all?

Yet, she thought she would prove herself in this course. It was only worth a credit, after all. The workload would probably be low. She could stand participating in some heated debates against sexist Freudian theories and nonsensical interpretations of the sleeping mind.

She scanned the hall. It was not quite full, but the turnout was much more impressive than she had imagined. Had she missed something? Perhaps these students were only here just to fit in some esoteric requirement in their outdated handbook. But no, only a few had that glazed look common to those who had all but given up on the educational system. The rest were in animated discussion, flashes of curiosity sparking between eyes and information just rolling out in waves. Sherlyne frowned. This was too positive a response for a class that was brand new.

Perhaps it was the lecturer. She quickly skimmed the course descriptions on her phone. Oddly, no name or identifiable feature of their professor was mentioned. The university was usually quite meticulous about these matters, she thought, wondering why they had allowed such an important piece of information to go amiss. Maybe that’s why these students were here : they wanted a good look at the mystery professor. Typical marketing tactic.

She rose from her seat in a bid to approach one of the more conversational students in class. The smell of coffee permeated the air. She wrinkled her face in distaste. Who had brought that revolting beverage into the classroom? Outside food and drink were not allowed. She shook her head, trying to divert her attention elsewhere. But this only seemed to make the aroma of dark roasted coffee beans grown stronger. A pulsing beat sounded in her ears.

“I’m not hungry,” she rationalised. “Just drank water, too. And it’s not that hot… And I got enough sleep. So why… Why do I feel so… Weird?”

One step.

Another step.

Her feet felt like wool stuffed with lead.

No red spots in sight, so she wasn’t about to faint. No dizziness either.

Third step. The people at the next table laughed, a dull ringing echo masked by pulsing. And then it hit again, a strong, forceful wave of coffee, like she was in the middle of a production lot in Brazil with machines grinding the beans one chunk at a time.

Sleepiness rushed in and invaded every crevice of her brain, eliminating vision and sound, leaving only the bitter, burning scent of a despicable beverage. Falling through a void, only darkness enveloping her like a warm, suffocating blanket, she heard a voice.

“Welcome to the Experiment.”

The New Radio Show with Omoz and Margon : Revival of Classics, Episode 2

Margon : Welcome to zee 6 o’ clock New Radio! We are at zee fifth quarter.

Omoz : Today we have a sterilized visitor to sanitized us today. She/he will be bringing us 800 bottles of Deluxe Starplus Sparkly Sanitizer.

Margon : But Omoz, remember, we must be dirty or else we cannot get the wonderful privilege of being disinfected and sanitized.

Omoz : Yes, of course. Here is our unknown gender, unknown identity, unknown person, invisible guest! Let us have a mudbath.

Margon : But we must be clean! How can we welcome Mr. / Ms. / Mrs. X in dirty wear?

Invisible guest : Hello! I unfortunately ran out of stocks for the sparkly sanitizer so I brought my secret product.

Margon : Ooh! What is it?

Invisible guest : It’s an all new worm and butter facial! It gives a golden glow and keeps skin bulletproof. It also comes in a variety of colours and scents.

Omoz : I love Pepsi Lime.

Invisible guest : Sure, you may have it. But I probably would want to mention the side effects.

Omoz and Margon : Shush!

Invisible guest : If anything happens, then the only way to cure it is…

Omoz and Margon : Shush! Nothing can happen to us!

Invisible guest : Probably must go…

Omoz : This facial shall revitalize my green skin…it shall freshen me up, make me nice and light, buttery soft and leathery tough. Ooh, I can’t wait!

Margon : I want to be resistant to bullet and physical injury. Wow! How exciting…can’t wait! I’ll buy 80g of it with added rose and herb, and use it all up on the same day.

Omoz : I’m going to try it out right now! See you!

Author's Note : This piece of writing was made almost seven years ago when the author a.k.a. The Nerdy Snickerdoodle was still in school and had unrestricted imaginative power. The use of improper grammar and unnatural speech patterns and references is intentional for comedic effect. Additionally, the author has chosen to skil the release of the very first Omoz and Margon classic episode owing to what is perhaps best termed as semi-embarrassment over the kind of writing happening there. Perhaps once The Nerdy Snickerdoodle is more comfortable sharing that side of themselves, they will release the same. Or not. 

A Girl From a Movie

Sometimes I wish I could be

a girl from a movie

Fairy lights and carelessly tossed throw pillows

Endless talktime

Golden retrievers and labrador galore

Rooms with chalkboards and stages and closets the size of mall showrooms

Friends who stay

Friends who are tight

And nice, and like taking photos

Who come over the second you’re upset

With ice-cream and bad movies

Pyjama parties and sleepovers

Pizza deliveries and days out at a promenade

At a pier, or a mall, or a cute cafe down the corner where everyone meets all the time

Like it’s been chosen for greatness

Or perhaps for drama.

A girl from a movie, walking the streets alone at night

Not worried about scary stalkers and vehicles with blacked-out windows

Not worried about worried parents or siblings

A girl from a movie for whom every door is open

Endless possibilities to follow her dream

She can code, she can race cars, she can design avant-garde clothing

She can travel to Paris on a whim

Or get into the college of her dreams

Attend exclusive events, galas, parties

Live the glamazon life

Or she can have her own apartment

Perhaps a countryside condo

Small library, functional kitchen, town square close by with a fountain or some lampposts

She’s good friends with the Baker, the Seamstress, the Fruit Seller, the Artist, the Dance Teacher

People like her

And she likes people.

Outfits that barely repeat

Food deliveries that seem to fit within some unlimited invisible budget

Showers that never run out of water

Adventures of the big kind

Or the small

And yet the girl in the movie

Rises above it all.

She is unafraid to be who she is

Or perhaps she discovers it later on, in the second half, all of two days later

I don’t want to be the girl who changes

The girl from the movie that takes nerds and transforms them into socialites that never touch books again

I want to be the girl who can make her own choices.

The girl who finds a way to fit in

And stand out.

I want to be a girl worth writing a story about.

P. S. Even if I’m the one writing the story.

Book Review : 1Q84

Good day, dear readers. I’m back with a fantabulous book review. I should probably now tell you that the reason that there haven’t been many book reviews lately is that I hadn’t read any new books in that timeframe. Ergo, the existence of this post signifies that there have been new books and I’m uber excited to share my experiences with you.

The first book on my shelf that I shall be reviewing today is 1Q84, by the exceptionally brilliant Haruki Murakami. It’s rare that I come across people who have read his writing. I, myself, hadn’t heard about him until one of my friends deigned to put this very book in my hands and sang praises of his mastery over the story.

The same friend also mentioned the following:

  1. The book is actually a trilogy.
  2. Its genre can be called ‘speculative fiction’, (the first time I’d ever heard of such a thing)
  3. You have to read the book slowly, and think about the deeper meaning behind the lines. Hence ‘speculative’.

Point 3 was particularly difficult for me to follow because I preferred letting the thrill of the tale envelop me instead of thinking about hidden messages and philosophical significance of the story.

The story itself is mostly told from the perspective of two people- Tengo Kawana and —Aomame. Their lives seem to be completely disconnected but as the plot thickens, the reader will be able to see links tying them together and drawing them closer as they race time to fulfill their individual missions. There is a mystical element involved in the story, personified by The Little People and a strange girl named Fuka-Eri, who seems to have emerged from a parallel universe.

The fate of the world is not at stake, contrary to your assumption. The fate of the protagonists, however, is. And in a world where anything can happen, sometimes, one just has to look up and observe the moon. My riddles must be killing you, but my intention here is to get you to read this book, based only on personal experience. It is an unforgettable read, although you may have to get used to the slightly heavy story-weaving that occurs.

Murakami uses fluid, lucid and easy-to-understand language and references to popular culture in the 1980s. Occasionally you may come across bits of drawn-out history or descriptions of weaponry, but they serve to strengthen the base of the story and fill out plot holes.

It must be noted, however, that the book contains quite a bit of Mature Content. This might range from the concept of murder, suicide, depression, casual sex, graphic scenes and such, but they don’t form the central part of the story and whilst it may pain some of you to read these parts of the book, it doesn’t necessarily take away from the plotline. Every event in 1Q84 is carefully orchestrated because it has a purpose, and is not put there for the entertainment of the reader. Therefore I would not recommend this book to any human under the age of 16, who has no basic knowledge or understanding or reasoning behind the rationale of the characters, or moral discrimination to justify the course of action.

The book defines no clear good or evil, which reflects how the real world works. I found that to be a refreshing change from the usual protagonist-antagonist style that most writers adopt. However, this is not realistic fiction at all, not even close. It is a story which is completely whimsical and fantasy-based, but entwined so much with our world that it is difficult to see where and how these elements combine.

 

FINAL SYNOPSIS:

Genre: Speculative Fiction, Fantasy

Age Rating: Mature Humans, preferably 18+, in rare cases 16+

Quality Rating: 8.5/10

Publisher: Vintage Books, a division of Random House

Price: 699 INR/ 21.45 USD minimum online/ 10.45 GBP

I do hope you enjoy this humble offering of a book recommendation. Expect to see more posts very soon! Thank you very much for reading this blog. May your day be filled with sunshine and s’mores. Although now that I think of it, I don’t particularly like s’mores. Ah well.

Sincerely,

The Nerdy Snickerdoodle

What’s on My Reading List

Good day, world. The Nerdy Snickerdoodle is back with a total blast, on her stupendously short vacation.

First up, excellent news. I graduated quite successfully from school and am now enrolled into one of the loveliest private universities in the state, mostly because I didn’t get into my dream college, so there’s that.

Anyway, since that dreadful exam pressure has eased up, I can now speculate about the possibility of getting a few new novels. That would sincerely depend on my festival allowance and my dad’s mood; a bit tight on the miscellaneous spending, as of now. But who can stop the dreaming? Here’s a few books that I would love to get my hands on (covers not included):

  1. The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde:

    Story about reality and fiction mixing. Saw the cover of sequel at local supermarket and wanted to read. I may need some reviews from people who have actually read it.

  2. Thing Explainer by Randall Munroe

    I am in love with his book What If? and being a science enthusiast, and responsible older sibling, yes, I need this book.

  3. Jaya and Sita by Devdutt Patnaik, also Sita: Warrior of Mithila by Amish Tripathi

    Indian mythology retold. I need some insight into these books as well, although I do personally like Tripathi’s work. The fact that the titles of these books are the names of women is an emboldening tribute to feminism.

  4. Any book from the Shadowhunter Chronicles scheduled for release this summer or later.

    If you haven’t gleaned this from any of my previous posts, the very substance of which I can hardly remember and not for lack of trying, (my Internet is experiencing problems and I’m scared that I might upset it) I am a huge fan of Cassandra Clare’s writing. Beautiful, simplistic, up-to-date.

  5. I shall now state a few series whose third books I haven’t had the pleasure of devouring yet.

    1. Earthbound

    2.Teardrop

    3.Shatter Me

    4. The Magisterium Series (I only have Book 1)

  6. Honourable mentions of cheesy dystopian series and teen drama that I haven’t bandwagoned yet,(not sure if I ever will for the second, third and fourth)

    Delirium, Matched, The Selection, The Raven Boys, Wings, Magyk, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Magnus Chase.

  7. I will include a link in the footer to my Goodreads To Read List, as I have just remembered that I have an account there. On that note, I wouldn’t say no to a work of Alice Oseman(except Solitaire), Haruki Murakami or The Trylle Trilogy by Amanda Hocking,
  8. I should also read some good hardback classics. I need to reconnect with my roots. Time Travel is definitely a plus. Although hardbacks may be a bit hard to come by …or afford, for that matter.

Anyway, thank you once again for reading. I hope you bring joy and radiance to society in your own way, whether as an engineer, an artist, a poet, a window washer, a hairdresser (speaking of which, I need a haircut.) or even a purple ellie. Congratulations and don’t stray from the right path!

Sincerely,

Penned by The Nerdy Snickerdoodle.

An Excerpt: Cosmic Madness

Dear reader, 

Hello.

It has been precisely a month since I went on hiatus due to academic reasons. I shall probably do the same this month owing to preparation for entrance exams. I have, however, decided to post an excerpt from a story I’m writing and I would be very pleased to receive some critique from you.

Here goes *fingers crossed*

The gong from the old monastery reverberated through the small living room, sending a jolt of panic through her. It was time; after years of never knowing what lay beyond that door, days spent within the confines of the familiar and secure corridors, hours passed behind blinds and shutters, in tunnels and attics and basements, finally that moment had come. That very moment when she would discover something she had never dreamed of-not in the smallest, most sincere hopes and dreams that flitted through her mind, like instances of a possibility.

She took a deep breath to calm her hands- they were shivering like they were possessed by a phantasmatic force. All was quiet except for the last unearthly echo of the gong. Tentative steps she took, one by one , closer and closer to the door as she willed herself into composure, commanded her nerves to get a grip and set themselves as wrought iron.

“You’re ready, Sierra” she told herself. ” Just a little further and you’ll be there. Remember all those books you read about the mystical worlds and the inventions and discoveries and all that…freedom?”

Ten more steps.

“And all those hours spent practicing and practicing…until you felt your mind could take no more? ”

Five to go. It’s so close…

“And how you begged and begged to be let out? To be able to see the world? All that you did to make sure that they trusted you enough to leave you alone, no matter how hurt it made you? Hope it’s worth it. It had better be worth it.”

The last phrase spoken aloud seemed to imbibe her with a sort of courage. She wrenched the door open and gasped as a cold breeze smacked her full on in the face. Her fingers barely registered thought as the grabbed at air and found the door for support.

Her feet crossed the threshold. Her hand left the door behind.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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So that was it! Thank you for reading. Do tell me what you thought of it, I’d be  so happy to hear from you!

Yours fabulously

The Nerdy Snickerdoodle

 

The Book of Tomorrow: Cecelia Ahern

Good evening, readers! I’m currently in the midst of my half-yearly examinations and I’d say they’re going pretty smoothly, unless that’s just the optimist in me talking. So today I shall review ‘The Book of Tomorrow’ by Cecelia Ahern, as you can see in the post title, unless you can’t, in which case, I’m very sorry.

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I picked up this book at a second-hand-book fair that my Mum had suggested visiting, because I was in dire need of a new book to devour, and there are people in my family with very strong opinions on how to live on a budget(and spending on books doesn’t really come under this category) . I was at first drawn to it due to its extremely vibrant cover page. It looked so mystical and purple, and it had a cutout of a keyhole, so naturally, I was attracted to it. Sort of like paramagnetism.

I know, I know, the age-old adage ‘Never judge a book by its cover’ does apply here, but I sort of ignored my instincts and bought this book, hoping that by some random stroke of inspiration I’d find this book to be one of the best I’d ever read. Boy, was I wrong.

REVIEW:

For starters, the protagonist Tamara Goodwin seems to be this spoiled-brat snotty type of person, which usually doesn’t sit well with me, but I suppose one should expect some connection to reality , and in reality- nobody’s perfect. Let’s give that a miss.

All Tamara ever seems to think about is how miserable her life is, how everything around her is just depressing and dismal, which of her friends did ‘whatnot’ with whom (honestly, I try to steer clear of books that have any relation to sex and aforementioned ‘whatnot’ but somehow it seems to b unavoidable, so *sigh of resignation* we shall proceed.) and plenty of things that should seem completely insignificant in the world today.

She is sent to live with her Aunt and Uncle in the countryside, and their dwelling is in close proximity to this ancient castle ruin, which to be honest, I would be very stoked about. She tries to escape the mundanity of her now completely reclusive life, and chances across a travelling library. There, she picks up an old diary (and also an apparently very good-looking guy named Marcus, which seems to be more important than the actual book) and decides to take it home with her just for the heck of it, partly because even Marcus didn’t know it existed, and partly because it doesn’t open, so- ooh, a mystery- that’s the current situation.

What follows is a very twisted and slightly cliché plotline involving elements of fantasy and romance and flagrant rule-breaking. This is, I would like to mention explicitly, not a book for anyone under the age of 16 (unless you’re younger and more mature than most kids your generation are) , and if you are such a reader(underage), do consult your parents or sensible elders to ascertain that this is in fact appropriate reading material. Personally, I think it’s not, but who knows?

Picking apart the storyline, the characters lack integrity. They’re slightly off-base, I should say, and don’t seem to have distinctive personalities of their own. One needs a little more seasoning to this salad of a book to make it above par. As a role model, Tamara Goodwin is not ideal. Nowhere close, in fact. This book is however, a prominent example of the happenings that occur so frequently in the world of today. If one wants to read a book with a realistic portrayal of life [SPOILER:(excluding the magic diary) ] then this book checks that box.

Overall, it was a huge disappointment for me. Ms Ahern, I’d say this isn’t your best work although I think may fans would disagree.

QUICK RATING:

  • Rating: 4/10
  • Age rating:Preferably 16+
  • Genre:Contemporary Fiction
  • Price: I picked it up for Rs 200 which is equivalent to 2.25 pounds/ approx $3(USD)                   Actual price: $10.75(USD)/7.99 pounds
  • Author: Cecelia Ahern
  • Publisher: HarperCollins

Thank you for reading this. I’d love to hear your opinions on this book.

More posts soon to come!

-The Nerdy Snicker